Pink Car in the Passing Lane Mix Tape2. "Dreaming Man," Neko Case
3. "Be Mine!" Robyn
4. "Laugh/Love/Fuck," The Coup
5. "Radio Sweetheart," Elvis Costello
6. "Fancy," Reba McEntire
7. "(Theme from) Valley Of The Dolls," Dionne Warwick
8. "As I Went Out One Morning," Dirty Projectors
9. "Push It," Salt-n-Pepa
10. "Brink Of Disaster," Lesley Gore
11. "Brass In Pocket," The Pretenders
12. "Always Coming Back To You," Scott Walker
13. "Cover My Eyes," La Roux
14. "Protect Ya Neck," Wu-Tang Clan
15. "Pistol Dreams," The Tallest Man On Earth
16. "Don't Let Go," En Vogue
17. "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)," Lady Gaga
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Y'all my car is pink. People go crazy for it. This summer my car was parked in front of a bar in Lincoln and my friend Tim sent me a text that said "There are a bunch of stupid cunts taking pictures with your car." Quote.
The Coup are my favorite Marxists. The final lyrics of "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" are "All I can say is 'eh eh'" and we're all "YEAH GAGA WE NOTICED." Ever realize how "Don't Let Go" by En Vogue is the ultimate jam of the 90s? Ever realize how it's creepy and desperate as hell? "If I could wear your clothes/I'd pretend I was you"--not a good look, En Vogue. "Lucky" by Britney Spears as corollary to "Fancy" by Reba McEntire. Discuss.
"Cover My Eyes" by La Roux and "Be Mine!" by Robyn are basically the same song and I relate to them both so much. Robyn's hilarious spoken-word breakdown: "I saw you in the station. You had your arm around what's her name. She was wearing that scarf I gave you, and you bent down to tie her laces." A scarf? Robyn? Next time don't get the guy you like such a fruity present. Also, who's he dating, a first grader? She can't tie her own shoes??? That guy is a creep. He likes infantile bitches. Forget him, Robyn!
Elvis Costello: "Hope in the eyes of the ugly girls/That settle for the lies of the last chancers." Good songs are way harsh, Tai. Valley of the Dolls is actually the worst movie ever. Stream it on Netflix just to watch Patty Duke dance. I have a theory that "Brass in Pocket" is basically about me 'cause I'm so special. I don't recommend listening to "Always Coming Back To You" by Scott Walker while driving because there are these weird bells at the beginning that sound just like an early-2000s ringtone. It alarmed me every time.
In conclusion: Lincoln, Nebraska. Missoula, Montana. Reality Bites meets A River Runs Through It meets Netflix Local Favorites Storm Chasers and Wolverine: Chasing the Phantom meets Kicking and Screaming (Noah Baumbach) meets I don't know, A Goofy Movie.
Objectively I should be less jazzed about the way my life is going but I can't help it, I just love summer!Love|MMJ
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